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This Week's Question and Response:

Should I get plastic surgery?

Dear Mama,

As I scroll through all the pages of gorgeous young women in magazines, I get depressed and feel like I should get some plastic surgery. How can I compete with younger, beautiful women? There are only a limited number of cute available guys.

What do you think of face-lifts?

Signed,
Sagging

Dear Sagging,

Honey, it is a rough and tough world out there for a woman. Especially for a ripening juicy plum, like yourself. There are no magazines out there, dedicated to the celebration of the hot sexy mature woman. We have no choice, really, but to celebrate ourselves.

Celebrating yourself is way cheaper than plastic surgery. Falling in love with yourself requires no recovery time. Looking in the mirror and shaking your cute butt leaves no scars. And no matter how good your surgeon is, it will never really be your face again. It will be his version of your face. It’s war out there, sisters. The culture wants you to hate yourself, so they can make a lot of money from selling you things that will give you the illusion of youth. What if we all just decided to love who we are, right now? Guys do not see wrinkles. They see a woman who is turned on to herself, no matter her age. They see a woman who wants to make some pleasurable use of them. They see a woman who has desire for them. Pleasure is what keeps you young and nubile. Serve yourself up a heaping portion of your own joy, your own fun, today. You know what? Even if you get the plastic surgery, it is still going to come back to that. The men you meet are going to be attracted to you because of the pleasure you take from life, So tuck in, Sister, and enjoy this day! You will find people noticing and responding to your joy.

Yours in pleasure,
Mama

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