What do you do when you know—deep in your deepest heart of hearts, in the furthest corner of your soul of souls, and your most profound sense of decorum, decency and good taste—that what you are about to do is going to set a lot of people off? Create an uproar. Offend many. And yet, ultimately,...

Before you think I have completely lost every cookie in my jar, I have to tell you, that line is not really my line.  I stole it from Kris Carr.  Borrowed it, really.  Trying it on to see how it feels. I like it. You try.  Go on. Right now—come on, give it to me. ...